Can Stitch Outrun a Squirrel

Thursday, October 22 2026

Show notes

Stitch gives Mark his full attention today, phone stashed across the room, and somehow it still goes sideways. They put Stitch through a full speed test against the animal kingdom, from squirrels to elephants to a reindeer going fifty miles an hour, and the scorecard is not pretty. Mark drops the story of a guy who has been walking around the planet for twenty eight years and hasn’t hugged his kid in just as long, and the guys try to figure out what a person even does after that. Then wicker men, vampire movie rankings, and a debate about whether doctors can be trusted send the show completely off the rails.

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