Flat Buttocks, Confirmed

Houston goes digging through Amazon’s new About You feature and finds strangers’ profiles calling out things like flat buttocks and zero friends, then can’t resist checking what the algorithm has decided about him. A sleep study on dogs and their owners settles the debate over who keeps who up at night, and the numbers don’t fall where most pet owners would guess. Houston also breaks down a TV ownership study and admits his father in law owns six, one for every room, so he never misses a football play.

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